tastefullyoffensive:

[galliso]

laugh-addict:

Dad: Here’s $1, take your sister too.

 

DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

paging-doctorfaggot:

paging-doctorfaggot:

im blowing up a rubber chicken

why the heck hasn’t anyone said i’m blowing a cock yet

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

laugh-addict:

jacklullaby:

jacklullaby:

unfollower:

men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day

OH MY GOD  LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT

AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM

BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE

THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

fatkidinmath:

im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

worb:

to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names

if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

scraggay:

booby trap

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calm-enchantment:

spookney:

oh please watch this

LOOOOL

majortvjunkie:

Michelle Obama is like the political version of Beyonce